cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
malanga-coco: sugarplumsandgunshots: anarchowario: veganrantss: White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about. dat leap in logic don’t let them see this. this gon fuck them up. they still gon do it, but its gon fuck them up. well damn
‘I am a poem, or I am a pattern, or a race of people whose world was swallowed...– From Neil Gaiman’s How To Talk To Girls At Parties (via steerpike)
cliterallysame: this is my favorite video on this website
gokudezi: gokudezi: Today this girl walked into class, looked around and asked “are there any teachers around?” and when we said no she pulled a lizard out of her shirt
looking at photos of yourself from last year: seriously did i look like that why did no one tell me
tetsuroishigaki: tetsuroishigaki: According to the Law of Conservation of Mass, matter can neither be created nor destroyed. This means that all atoms are recycled over time. Which in turn means that our own atoms are ancient as well. One’s skin could have carbon in it from a meteorite or from a trilobite thousands of years old, and your blood could contain hydrogen from earth’s original...
ad0lf-hipster: omg i could just hear loads of music and like loads of horns and weird motorbike type noises outside my house so i looked out the window and theRE WAS 3 MEN DRESSED LIKE OLD WOMEN ON SEGWAYS THEY’D MADE TO LOOK LIKE GRANNY TROLLIES JUST CHILLIN ON THE PATH so i was like wtf and shouted like what the fuck are you doing out my window to them and one of the guys just looked at...
randomstuff134: sodamnrelatable: take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
When I say be creative, I don’t mean that you should all go and become great...– Osho (via larmoyante)
microwavablemeals: do you ever just meet someone who you think you wouldn’t really get close to but then like a year later they’ve become very close and dear to you and you just kinda think, wow im really glad i met this person i don’t know what i’d do without them
ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.